So it turns out that Upninjky is actually 3 cats that look a lot alike. Tonight one of the three was enjoying a 2-course meal of milk and tuna. How quaint. If I hang out on the porch for a few hours will my downstairs neighbor feed me? Probably not as I am incapable of incessant meowing. Actually not. WTF? I want some lasagna neighbor lady (that Garfield was onto something).
Then the other day there was a white and orange cat on the porch. Funny how word gets around to the other hobo kitties.
Anyway, I have no explanation for why all I want to write about is vagrant cats. It's just the mood I'm in right now. Ok. Time for bed. Oh and Lindsay Lohan in is rehab today. Shocker.