Bowling: It's right up my alley!

• The post title is for Alan. Hey, when I mine gold, I brandish it.
• Upninjky has been adopted. Word has it that the girl who moved into my old place is some sort of crazy cat lady (now give her some candy!) and she took that little vagrant in. Big props to Upninjky for persevering through my profanity-laced tirades whenever it ran into the house.
• The mime shirt is in full effect. I got to admit it makes me way happier than any other-guy clothing choice should.
• I'm going to have to get all 14-year-old girl on you . . . OMG! You know the angry baby from the Simpsons? Well, he's all grown up and he works at my office. It's freaking hilarious. I giggle every time I see him.
• I went with babyDaddy to a Cavs game Wednesday night. One guy was calling me Scott. The first time I thought, "Did he just call me Scott?" Whatev. And the next time he said it like 4 times without me responding (I had my back turned and hey my name's not Scott, so I didn't notice) and I only responded when he tapped me on the shoulder. Scott was a nice name to try on for a night, I guess. But how you derive that from Roger, I'm not sure.
• RE: above. I ate about 80000 calories worth of food. The bloat, she was mighty.
• I'm busy at work so the blog has suffered. Hmmm . . . it's almost as if there's a correlation . . . I'll have to check into that.

cat update

So it turns out that Upninjky is actually 3 cats that look a lot alike. Tonight one of the three was enjoying a 2-course meal of milk and tuna. How quaint. If I hang out on the porch for a few hours will my downstairs neighbor feed me? Probably not as I am incapable of incessant meowing. Actually not. WTF? I want some lasagna neighbor lady (that Garfield was onto something).

Then the other day there was a white and orange cat on the porch. Funny how word gets around to the other hobo kitties.

Anyway, I have no explanation for why all I want to write about is vagrant cats. It's just the mood I'm in right now. Ok. Time for bed. Oh and Lindsay Lohan in is rehab today. Shocker.

Upninjky

I think under-porch kitty is some sort of specially trained ninja cat.

I come home from a night with the fam - celebrating RS2's birthday, eating pizza and ice cream and working on the wedding invite list.

I parked. I was carrying the golf bag I had bought earlier in the day and some other stuff. Just as I'm about to open the door Upninjky appears. He deftly shuffles, BUT, I block his path with my golf bag. He backs away, hoping to sneak-in another day.

I think Upninjky thinks that if he gets into my apartment he's safe and he can't be removed. It's like home base or whatever. I don't know. He might be right so I'm not letting that happen.