Monday, November 29, 2010

the baby snores

That's my NEW new band name. It reads as a sentence or a phrase and that interpretation is indeed up to the listener.

Anyway, the baby was snoring and I thought how cute it was. That led me to my new band name. I mean, my band isn't going to be tough or skilled. The best I can hope for is cute.

Speaking of the baby, he is snoring right now. A little, car ride induced nap. Odd in that he hates napping. He's in his car seat with his George Mallory-style baby parka on. This is a difficult time to be a father. Do I try to disrobe him/remove him from his carseat or do I let sleeping babies lie and leave him be until he wakes up. Normally, it's one-in-the-same as he'll only nap for 5 minutes, but this nap continues.

These are the pressures of fatherhood my friends. Tread carefully.

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

audrey hepburn's accent

Sweet band name, right?

theMomica and I were watching The Children's Hour (winner of 1961's Debbie Downer movie of the year) and Audrey Hepburn was all "WORLD'S CHAMPION BLIND LADY!" and I was all, "WTF is she from?" She had an accent singular to herself. Perhaps British, but not quite.

Turns out, it's no surprise she's an accent mutt. (Please give Jimmy Wales money, fyi.) That's quite the litany of places to grow up in. She should have kept it consistent with sister Kate though.

That's a stupid joke that was supposed to be the closer to the post, but I just remembered theMomica calling out Hepburn on her anorexia. Like totally. She weighs 17 pounds in this movie with 6 pounds of hair. So, is Audorexic Hepburn a better band name? I report; you decide!

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Saturday, November 06, 2010

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday . . .


Wednesday, November 03, 2010

you know what's fun?

Eating millions of tiny candy bars.


Tuesday, November 02, 2010

love on the awkward

Totally cringe-inducing. Like, don't constantly freak out and maybe everything won't be so awkward. Oh and all the Jack probably didn't help.


Monday, November 01, 2010

so what are we?

Bonus points are on the line people! It seems so simple to me, but some were not able to decipher.

Oh, and you can't really see my whole outfit. I was also carrying a trick-or-treat bucket.