if someone . . .

names their kid Javayah and you name your kid Javahellyah, do you win?

cluck-cluck

a few questions for the poultry crowd

I think someone egged my car or threw an egg at my car. There is some substance that looks like dried egg on the back bumper of my car.

The questions are:

1. Why throw egg on my car?
2. I drive a light blue '97 Mercury Sable, am I supposed to care that there is egg on my car?
3. Why would I care that there were egg on my car?
4. Are you trying to give "Blue" salmonella?
5. Where can I get a really good deal on car insurance?

When do babies cease being long and start being tall?

So a friend had a baby and we all say the baby is 21 inches long (and 10 lbs 10oz - little porker). Do we not say "tall" because he can't yet stand? That doesn't seem fair. I will refer to the new baby as a TOWERING two feet tall (everybody lies about their height - just getting him off on the right foot).

smart people alert

I think per capita my blog has the smartest readership IN THE WHOLE WORLD! So, I shall utilize that by asking a question.

I seem to remember a quote that goes something like, "I never give advice on love or religion as I don’t wish to be responsible for a man’s misery in this life or the next," or something to that effect.

Is this a real quote? It has to be or a fake quote that someone purported to be real, because I certainly didn't think of it. I don't think. I thought it was Samuel Taylor Coleridge, but my searching of the webs has yet to reveal much (the quote being about "love" and "religion" doesn't help the google searching).

Anyway, what say ye?