trapped in a cube

A guy around here is wearing a mime shirt. I don't know if mimes have an officially sanctioned uniform, but it's the shirt that you always seem a mime wearing (at least in the movies). You know, looks like the Hamburgler outfit, but with smaller stripes. His shirt is the same except it has a white collar. He's an avant garde mime. Oui.

my jeans cost 3 dollars and other tales of shopping excellence

My 3 dollar jeans made a triumphant debut last night. Yes, THREE dollars. They are not as hideous as you might expect for being 3 dollars. They actually look like regular pants that the regular guys wear. I asked theMonica how much my jeans cost about 50 times, as the key to being funny is repetition. theMonica disagrees. My jeans cost 3 dollars. And there are no other tales of shopping excellence.

Netflix: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)

This was, quite literally, the best movie I've ever seen about magical, traveling pants. These pants were so magic they could even fit a Puerto Rican chick with an ass! (You don't get that joke because you didn't see the movie - dummy.)

My previous run-in with the traveling pants was more appropriate.