my jeans cost 3 dollars and other tales of shopping excellence

My 3 dollar jeans made a triumphant debut last night. Yes, THREE dollars. They are not as hideous as you might expect for being 3 dollars. They actually look like regular pants that the regular guys wear. I asked theMonica how much my jeans cost about 50 times, as the key to being funny is repetition. theMonica disagrees. My jeans cost 3 dollars. And there are no other tales of shopping excellence.