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So I had a roller hockey game tonight. I guess I played pretty well and we won, but it wasn't anything special.

Despite that fact, on the way out a guy from the other team said, "You played great tonight. What'd you have for breakfast?"

"Luckios."

so one cat says to the other . . . .

cat1: You gave birth to like 20 cats!
cat2: Litterally.

And I have just invented the dumbest joke you've ever heard. It's so bad you can't even say it. Oh, you are welcome.