Adventures in Spam Email Senders VII

Hello from the bowels of my yahoo email account! I'm here to explore actual sender names from the hundreds of spam email messages I (and I'm sure you) receive every week. I swear, these are actual spam email "senders". (Previous Editions here: i,ii,iii,iv,v,vi.)

Bureaucrat B. Grimaces	When you take his paperwork away.
Dwarf J. Newscaster	Hello! What station is he on? I bet it's Peter Jennings - that fuzzy little Canadian.
Monologging G. Egotist	Oh me. It is hard to be me, so fantastic all the time. Everyone expecting me to be the best at everything, which I am, and pretty effortlessly. But jeez, I'm only a man, albeit an incredible man with flaxon hair and broad shoulders and an incredible intellect . . . I thought I was going to demonstrate how tedious it was for an egoist to monolog, but I guess I'm just incapable of writing poorly.
Roger H. Rephrases	Roger rephrases insults to make them less caustic: "complete and utter idiot" becomes "I think maybe you're confused about what I'm saying here"; "Ass Monkey" becomes "lovable jokester"; "vacuous twat" becomes "maybe he's having a bad day."
Exuberantly I. Fork	Exuberantly I Fork delicious french fries and eat them all gone.