woe is blog
My blog is a wholesale failure. I’ve been blogging for over a year now and so far returns have been minimal.
My expectation was that by now my blog would have:
- made me famous.
- made me rich.
- yielded me a cadre of sleazy sycophants forever looking to take advantage of my aforementioned fame and fortune.
- dated a Hollywood starlet and gotten involved in a heroin scandal of some kind.
- started a pizza night for us.
- gotten on board with the chore-sharing plan I devised.
- gotten a voicemail from Pat O’Brien.
- written a play that appeared off-off Broadway.
- gotten arrested.
- sold out to a major corporation requiring me to include in every post the phrase, "straighter than my spine lying on a Sealy Posturepedic Mattress. ®"
- won the World Series.
- cleared up my jaundice.
- married JLo.
- won an eating contest.
- learned to post on its own.
- appeared on Entertainment Tonight at least once.
It’s not that I’m mad at my blog, just disappointed.
posted by roger at 3:22 PM
7 Comments:
Dont know why this won't post, but check out this link:
http://www.minjungkim.com/?p=2675
4:07 PM
No worries, I thought we would be rich and famous too.
You don't really want to marry JLO do you?
And if you do get a voicemail from Pat O'brien, could you forward it to me so I can say he called me too?
We can be miserable together.
6:35 PM
NYM: That is so true.
Sugar&Spice: Not me, I thought my blog would have at least had a little rendezvous with JLo. It's into Jenny from the block.
On the plus side, my blog has developed a nasty coke habit. Go Blog!
11:47 PM
"learned to post on its own" - that's a hilariously good one. Yeah, these blogs tend to be a bit too clingy and dependent on us don't you think?
I thought hate mail might be a consequence from having a blog. It turns out I need fame first.
7:23 AM
They're always a disappointment, Roger. I find it's best to give them a little freedom and let them figure things out on their own.
This post made me laugh more than I care to admit. Too funny.
And, by the way, we're all a little insulted that you don't consider us a cadre of sleazy sycophants.
12:00 PM
I left my blog alone all weekend and it did not post once. WTF? They simply can't be trusted to put the material out there on their own.
5:42 PM
Nydia - be sure your blog didn't badmouth you while you were neglecting it. They tend to have a mean streak.
2:52 PM
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