Adventures in Spam Mail Senders III

The spammers are winning. That's all I know. My daily intake of spam (email) has recently jumped from like 4 messages per day to like 10 messages per day. My daily intake of Spam (oven roasted turkey) is holding steady at 36 ounces per day. At any rate, it's tough to keep up with, even just reading the sender names for fun mad-lib fun.

Bundestag D. Nonalcoholic	The Bundestag is the German national parliament and apparently they are a very abstemious and bawdy bunch.
Armory F. Glockenspiel	If the glockenspiel's good enough for Buddy Holly, well, then, it's good enough for me.
Damage V. Rubbing	Teenage boys beware!
Heroin S. Digitize	Drug use just doesn't seem as exciting as it once did.
Whistles S. Rejoinder	You won't win a debate with this guy.
Diplomat B. Bulgarian	It's kind of sad that Elena Poptodorova has nothing better to do than emailing that a "Tan hottie strips".