Saturday, November 14, 2009

where there's coyote urine . . .

There must certainly be a coyote Mr. Groundhog. Yes. Yes indeed. And he just finished an all-week bender and really needs to relieve himself all over the foundation of my home.

This, my friends, is our next strategy. Coyotes apparently can get all bitey with groundhogs. This being the case, we hope that the smell of coyote urine will scare away our groundhog and prevent him from lowering our foundation with his intricate tunneling. I am not a groundhog, but this seems like compelling logic. Coyote urine = coyote. It's simple!

In a related note, coyotes need to drink more water.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the aitch do you get coyote urine? (I mean, obviously from coyotes, but you know what I mean.)

1:39 PM

Blogger Soph said...

You bought Coyote Urine? Lol, only you Roger. Why are you so soft on this guy? Buy some sulfur & kill em already

9:28 PM

Blogger Teacher Lady said...

But doesn't your house smell like coyote urine now?

9:51 AM


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