Monday, August 29, 2005


girl1: Wow. She really put on a lot of weight.
girl2: Maybe she was bloated. Or pregnant.
girl1: I don't think so. She seemed to be carrying it everywhere.
girl2: Well maybe she was stung by a thousand bees, evenly, over her whole body.


Blogger NewYorkMoments said...

They should have suggested Benadryl.

4:08 PM

Blogger Joe said...

Very Kevin Smith-ish once again Roger. I'm telling you, there's a great movie somewhere in these lines.

5:52 PM

Anonymous Dana said...

You know, I do read your journal. Its not nice to put these mean things where I can see them. *sniffle*

1:43 AM

Blogger High Desert Diva said...

I think someone must have laced her Evian with that crazy peanut residue.

9:41 AM

Blogger roger said...

Dana: You totally know it's not about you!

HDD: Peanuts are evil. Fear them.

6:30 PM


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