thought . . .
I think I'm going to stop referring to myself as I and start referring to myself as "we." We think it makes us sound more important and special as if we're a committee of people writing these posts rather than a lone weirdo typing feverishly for hours on end. It inherently legitimizes us. Besides, it takes a lot of the guilt out of the weight gain.
We look forward to your comments.
2 Comments:
So now you're using the "Royal We." Hey--it's your blog and you can be King if you like.
In the immortal words of Mel Brooks as Louis XIV in "History of the World Part I"...
"It's good to be the King."
6:33 AM
No only that, but the whole Royal aspect frees you up to dispose of your wives in any way you see fit -- and allows you to consume mutton at an alarming rate.
8:17 AM
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