we mock what we don't understand

Which one of you stole “Spies Like Us” from me? I am like 80% sure I owned it at one time. Saturday night at about 11:00 pm when theRogica was at the Rocky River Brewing Company reliving hilarious lines with some friends, I was 100% sure I owned it. We returned to our apartment with the intention of watching SLU, but upon my discovery of its pilfering, we had to settle for a disc of The Critic. Hilarious in its own right, but not what I had been anticipating.

I have a pretty good idea of who may or may not have been the thief. But, please replace the disc in an obscure location (possibly in a box in my parents’ basement?) for my future discovery and elation. Thanks.