and now for something for completely different . . .

Ok, this story is the saddest thing I have ever read. If it were a Netflix movie, I would be like, "C'mon, laying it on pretty thick." I literally cried when I read it. (Probably because I played two games of roller hockey (goalie) and my "guy defenses" are totally down and there was no one here to judge me.)

p.s. You are 100% cold and dead inside if lack an emotional response to this story. Yah, pressure's on.