a cry for help

Dear Afternoon Snacky Time,

I wonder if it would be possible to move up our weekdaily 2:30 meeting to a more convenient time. Although, it hasn't been that long since lunch I find myself craving your delicious peanut granola bar thingie and your possible banana (depending on how speckled brown your banana is). Said treats will, as always, be washed down with either a Diet Dr. Pepper or a Lipton Iced Tea - sweetened, no lemon.

Please direct all correspondence to my cubicle. I am hopeful we can agree to meet earlier.

Regards,
Roger