strange but true

1. Teenage girl on downtown street, pedal-pushers, sweater, nametag (Tiffany) pulling smallish shopping cart containing pizza (1 slice) on napkin and nothing else.
   
2. Boss type guy at work sent an email to customer-type guy at work that he (boss-type) was his (customer-type) "primary work interface".

God, why can't I be clever enough to make this shit up?