Johnson, Navin R., typical bastard.

I've taken to greeting my buddies this way. Not so much with the last name first, but with the name and then "typical bastard."

The only reason I mention this is that it's strange that I decided to do this now. Sure, I, just like every other red-blooded American, am a big fan of The Jerk. There was a time in my late teens when I watched it just about every day. But, I haven't seen it in a while. Hadn't even thought about it until one day I said, "Johnny John-John, typical bastard." And so it goes I suppose.

The mind is a funny thing. Don't you agree? What say ye, typical bastards?