johnny wontshutthefuckup

We had a staff meeting earlier.

News of Note:

• Burgandy shoes/white tube socks.


• Dude that kept talking and talking non-stop, single-handedly taking a 30-minute meeting and making it an hour and a half. This is grounds for castration in my book. My book is called, "When It's OK to Castrate A Co-Worker."


• Warm pop. This is like kissing your cousin, but she's kind of hot.


• Awkward eating meeting. No one comes out smelling like roses after one of these or without food spat on them.


• Unfortunate lack of fifth notable piece of news.

But all was made right by it being a pizza party. Woot. Seconds are to be had, friends . . . seconds to be had by me forthwith.