DO IT TREE!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

words fail

So I walking into the office today and this guy has a tiny, tiny bag with wheels. The bag also has a handle which he's retracted and he's pulling his tote down the street. Seriously, this thing was the size of a purse. I hope he doesn't have kids or he'd be dragging those little bastards on the sidewalk behind him.

I was thoroughly disgusted. Unfortunately, my knees hurt and I was too sore to catch him and show him how to properly carry a man bag (over the shoulder, crossing the chest).

Sorry, no time to make this post any better. Tootles.

5 Comments:

Blogger High Desert Diva said...

The "Tootles" was a nice touch.

8:23 PM

 
Blogger NewYorkMoments said...

How insensitive of you, Roger. Maybe he was wheeling his man-purse around because he's having back trouble. I can imagine that it's taxing on the skeleton to have a man-purse and big man-tits to carry around.

10:11 PM

 
Blogger Queen of West Procrastination said...

Actually, chiropractors have found that the way you have to twist your body to wheel a bag behind you is really bad for your back. And so, if he's doing it for back troubles, it's not going to make things better.

Unless he's wheeling the tiny bag in front of him, not unlike a lawnmower or shopping cart.

5:48 PM

 
Blogger May-B said...

I would like to discuss further the fact that Roger carries a purse.

6:03 PM

 
Blogger Joe said...

You've failed in your duty, Roger. If it happens again, you'll need to turn in the uniform that you're sporting in the profile pic.

2:16 PM

 

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