blog update

As promised, Brian is updating the template around here. Expect things to randomly appear and reappear as he modifies this subtley socialist template (I think it's the star). There will be color changes, new fonts, graphics and maybe some snow. I'm having a crisis though. Will the improved look increase expectations for the material? Let's hope not. Let's everybody keep our expectations nice and low now, ya hear?

Anyway, while he's at it, I'll update the profile pic. This is called throat slash Roger . . .

I send it in an email whenever I want to intimidate people or to chicks back in my stalking days. The throat slash picture GETS RESULTS. If you are having problems with your boss or a loved one, send this along and stand back with a smug look of self-satisfaction as shit gets done. I once killed a man with the throat slash Roger. His heart exploded from fear. Remember when Reese Witherspoon won that Golden Globe the other day? Yah, well guess what members of the Hollywood foreign press had in their email boxes prior to voting? Throat slash Roger is versatile as it can be used for good or evil. If you hold throat slash Roger in front of a vampire, he'll turn to dust. Girl vampires will be so smitten with throat slash Roger and the exquisite neck excentuated therein that they'll faint in awe - for all eternity. Throat slash Roger gets out tough stains, just by looking at them. It can do your taxes, "creatively" if you wish and it can spay or neuter your pets. You might be wondering if there's anything throat slash Roger CAN'T do, well, yah, it can't be defeated.

Enjoy, but be cautious. Do not anger throat slash Roger.