Open Memo Department
TO: All Celebrities
RE: when out and about
I know you're very important, probably the most important and talented person in all of Hollywood, but how about the next time something super-whacky and weird happens you consider the fact that things aren't exactly what they seem. Perhaps, you aren't really being framed for shoplifting by some overbearing clerk, maybe you're being tricked by that evil genius, Ashton Kutcher. Yes, you may be in the midst of being PUNK'D. (I'm not exactly sure why "E" wasn't good enough for Ashton, jerk.)
In the very least, when in doubt keep shouting, "I can't believe I'm being PUNK'D!" Most likely you're short-circuiting another glorious Ashton moment. Worst case scenario, you're not being PUNK'D and everyone will assume you're all coked out - which you probably are anyway.
posted by roger at 4:12 PM
3 Comments:
It's not so much 'E' not being cool as the fact that apostrophes are all the rage. They are just so hot right now.
4:04 AM
There's that and the fact that it's the most used letter in the english language. Aston and the gang are just taking a shot at conservation so our kids don't grow
up in a world without e's.
8:58 AM
mlwhitt: But really, what is cool enough for ASHTON KUTCHER?!! Besides D'mi Moor'.
braleigh: uh-oh. I was talking up tildes all w~~k!
Joe: Eeeek! Oh, I'm not helping am I?
2:14 PM
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