Open Memo Department
TO: Roger
FROM: Your beige suit
RE: the weekend
Had a good time this weekend at the wedding. I think the ladies were liking how super-hot we were looking. I have to say I could have done without the vinaigrette you spilled all over me, but, hey, at least it wasn't vomit. I look forward to partying with you next year!
Love,
Suit
p.s. Would it kill you to lose 8 to 12 pounds?
posted by roger at 8:14 PM
3 Comments:
Dear "beige" suit:
Don't you belong to WKRX (please use 80s encyclopedia o' tv facts when asking yourself what the hell she's talking about)? Please go back there now.
Beige.
Beige.
Its a weird word to type out when you are drunk.
2:21 AM
Dear Dana,
By WKRX I suppose you mean WKRP. And no I hate Cincinnati!
Love,
Beigey
p.s. When roger says beige he means any brown-type color that's not quite brown nor is identifiable as any of the other basic 8 Crayola colors.
2:22 PM
STUPID TRYING TO BE A WITTY DRUNK!
I'll shut my piehole now.
10:44 AM
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