DO IT TREE!

Monday, July 18, 2005

Open Memo Department

TO: Roger
FROM: Your beige suit
RE: the weekend


Had a good time this weekend at the wedding. I think the ladies were liking how super-hot we were looking. I have to say I could have done without the vinaigrette you spilled all over me, but, hey, at least it wasn't vomit. I look forward to partying with you next year!

Love,
Suit

p.s. Would it kill you to lose 8 to 12 pounds?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Dana said...

Dear "beige" suit:

Don't you belong to WKRX (please use 80s encyclopedia o' tv facts when asking yourself what the hell she's talking about)? Please go back there now.

Beige.

Beige.

Its a weird word to type out when you are drunk.

2:21 AM

 
Blogger roger said...

Dear Dana,

By WKRX I suppose you mean WKRP. And no I hate Cincinnati!

Love,
Beigey

p.s. When roger says beige he means any brown-type color that's not quite brown nor is identifiable as any of the other basic 8 Crayola colors.

2:22 PM

 
Anonymous Dana said...

STUPID TRYING TO BE A WITTY DRUNK!

I'll shut my piehole now.

10:44 AM

 

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