dialogue
Girl: Oh, you went to State. Do you know Ben Courant?
Guy: Whenever I meet someone and they ask me a question like that I always tell them if I knew who they were asking about, we would already be friends.
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well, at school I had a tight-knit group of friends that I hung out with. With such a small circle of friends we would have been bound to run into each other at some point.
Girl: I had a tight-knit group of friends too, but it's hard not to have a bunch of random acquaintances, people you drink with every once in a while or talk to in classes.
Guy: Maybe, but I wasn't socially promiscuous in that way.
(long awkward silence)
Guy: Ok, I was a big, unpopular dork in college.
posted by roger at 4:36 PM
11 Comments:
I think I knew these people.
9:36 PM
wait a second. if you were a dork in college... that means....
12:58 AM
I really believe that you're the next Kevin Smith. These snippets of dialogue are starting to add up to a great script.
8:06 AM
NYM: Dork, eh?
CW: It makes you benevolent.
Joe: Clerks Kevin Smith or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Kevin Smith?
6:26 PM
NYM: Not you're a dork. Should have said, "Dork, right?"
6:26 PM
Roger, are you calling me a dork? I'll have you know that I was a sorority girl, not a dork. Got it? I was a SLUT, not a DORK.
6:30 PM
OK, so I'm still a slut....
6:30 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of "Jersey Girl" Kevin Smith.
Kidding...
Actually, I meant it as a compliment in the "Clerks" and "Mallrat" Kevin Smith vein.
7:44 AM
J: I hadn't seen JG, so I didn't feel right ripping it. Thanks for the compliment.
NYM: You are no dork, if you come here. Right? Though, I haven't gotten a sense about what the sexually promiscuous think of the site.
3:21 PM
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3:56 PM
The sexually promiscuous think there should be more sex.
3:57 PM
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