Open Memo Department
TO: Tom Cruise
RE: public histrionics
Dude, why can't you be more like John Travolta? He's 100% as successful, 0% as crazy. You can do it too. I'm sure he'd audit you if you asked nicely.
posted by roger at 5:43 PM
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
RE: public histrionics
Dude, why can't you be more like John Travolta? He's 100% as successful, 0% as crazy. You can do it too. I'm sure he'd audit you if you asked nicely.
1 Comments:
Not only that, Kelly Preston is way cuter than Katie Holmes...and is also in the same age group as her husband.
Erm...Travolta has already tricked me with that whole "let me audit you" thing once before. I'm not falling for it again.
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