Netflix: Play Misty For Me

Play Misty for Me = (Fatal Attraction - 25 years) + Sweet Hairdos * Clint


The face of crazy! Here is Clint's fanatical fling hatcheting his funny, funny housekeeper. Check out her hair! Woot. It was totally notCool for her to do that to the housekeeper as she threw out the euphemism "juiceheads" for alcoholics. Her 4 minutes on-screen were the highlight of the movie.


This is as close as I'll get to the porno on this blog. (Well, besides this.) After Evelyn tries to hatchet the housekeeper to death, Clint takes his girlfriend for a walk and they enjoy some skinny-dipping action, all to "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face." Even though he knows Evelyn is a crazy stalker who's crazy. The best you could hope for out of the skinny dipping scenario is that your clothes are stolen. Worst case? Evelyn unleashes a team of trained killer alligators.


And then they went to a jazz fest and it was like 3 more minutes of music videos. Not since Rocky IV had I seen so many music videos in a movie. I was all, "Less music videos! More murderous rage!" And check out Clint's girlfriend's hair. Moisturize sweetie, moisturize.


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