Netflix: The Jane Austen Book Club (2007)

top 5 things I wanted to happen during this movie:

1. Terrorist attack at current location of book club meeting.
2. Jane Austen's rotting corspe to reanimate and beat them to death.
3. Each member to be stricken by previously unknown illness rendering them unable to read (but only Jane Austen's works).
4. Super-swine flu.
5. The end.

I don't even really hate Jane Austen. But this movie went from 0 to irritating in the first 8 seconds of the title sequence. It's true.