overheard
"You don't look like a salmon patty type of guy to me."
I guess I didn't so much overhear this as it was said directly to me. But I wasn't about to create a whole new virtual category of things I've heard.
At any rate, what type of guy is a salmon patty guy? What does said guy look like? Is pan fried salmon a particularly effeminate breakfast choice (plus 2 scrambled eggs)? I've always thought of it as a pretty neutral meal - sexual-orientationally.
I await your learned explanations.
4 Comments:
watch this video to see what a real salmon patty guy looks like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0TPJORm7eU&feature=related
12:03 PM
A salmon patty guy?
Blonde, glasses, sweater vest...
6:18 PM
I don't know if salmon patty is really male or female in quality... it's just gross.
So, maybe whoever said that just didn't think you WERE gross, but now they do.
9:46 PM
Maybe he means a guy made of salmon patties. We're onto a new superhero here.
3:42 PM
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