Open Memo Department

To: All Male Gym Members
RE: naked time

Dear Sirs,

While I appreciate your inalienable right to naked time, I feel it is not my charge in life to share naked time with you. I understand that the harsh convines of a nice boxer-brief may not be to your liking, but it is for the betterment of other gym goers, nay, society, that you should don your drawers before appearing in the communal locker room area post showering. Said showers have a nice little ante-room in which you can comfortably dry off and cover your unmentionables long before running into others.

I am no prude. But I do not wish to revel in the oddities of the human form. I do not feel it is necessary for you to blow dry off your entire body. Possible, yes; necessary, no; guaranteed by the Constitution, certainly not. And while you might also find it unawkward to then chat with me in your state of undress, rest assured I find it horribly awkward. Please put on some cover. Even if it's one of those ridiculous yellow speedo thongs that the old guys like to wear at the beach.

Regards,
Roger