strong and mean
Weight lifting gloves will make me strong and mean. Check it out:
Granted, I'm not inherently a "weight lifting gloves" kind of guy, but the new weights at our gym have sharp, pointy, metallic pyramids that are sharp. And I have soft, delicate, computer-guy hands. You wouldn't want me to damage my delicate dextrous digits, now would you?
posted by roger at 8:37 PM
6 Comments:
Apparently they'll make you bald as well, Roger, so think carefully before you use them.
10:04 AM
I had to get some. The weights were giving me callouses on my delicate hands.
10:56 AM
Does the mustache come with the gloves?
1:59 PM
Apparently, those gloves also give you the ability to stare down a bad guy from a hundred paces. So, maybe you won't even need to work out once you get them?
4:07 PM
What will Billy Blanks think of next?
8:30 AM
Joe: Whoah. That would be not cool.
NYM: I know. Where's my moisturizer?
Sarah: No, just the kick ass attitude.
May-B: Yah, but I have to wear them all the time, which some people find disconcerting.
Alan: What, he's going to buy weightlifting gloves from Louis Gossett Jr?
1:17 PM
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