intestinal fortitude

I hear you - you siren-song of the office food cabinet. Beckoning me to, your sweet tarts whisper my name. The chocolatey goodness of your Kit-Kat sings the praises of indulged candylust. I know of your bubble-gum sweetness, your multi-flavored suckers, your tootsie roll. Upon deaf ears your melodies fall. I will resist you - oh temptress of high caloric snacks of deliciousness!