Open Memo Department

TO: Celebrating Michael Jackson Supporters
FROM: King of Pop Booking Agency
RE: Availability

Mr. Jackson is inquiring as to the availability of your young son for an all-night sleepover at Neverland Ranch! Your son's stay will include: free llama rides; flannel, tarzan-style pajamas; beer!; porn!; and snuggly accommodations in Michael's bed - right next to Michael! (Of course there's nothing wrong with that!) Your son will be Michael's special friend for one whole day. And if Mikey likes, he could be a special friend for life! Please reply at your earliest convenience.