silky smooth

I bought some hand lotion the other day (typing all day leaves my hands dry and damaged!). Anyway, the lotion says that it's made with "Natural Colloidal Oatmeal". I'm glad they're not using artificial colloidal oatmeal. If the good Quaker doesn't fill his tiny cardboard silos with it, I want no part of it. Honestly, I'm not sure what colloidal oatmeal is but my skin's feeling good, with the added bonus of smelling like a feedbag.