dialogue

New Feature!! From time to time I will think of some bit of clever dialogue, laugh heartily and write it down or forget what it was that made me laugh. I seem to be unable to synthesize these bits of dialogue into anything more substantial. Mostly my only option would be to cobble together a serious of random interactions into an incohesive whole and present is as unified project of some sort. I guess I could do that, but the fine folks of Napoleon Dynamite beat me to it. Regardless, here's the first installment!! Yay! (Note: Usually the characters are named like guy1, llama, guy2, girl, Napoleon, guy with lisp, things like that).

Guy1: It doesn't matter that she has a boyfriend. When does a woman NOT have a boyfriend? When is she not coming out of some traumatic relationship? When is a woman not involved in “dating” at least one person? C’mon. If you see an opportunity, you need to go after it.

Guy2: I would like to think I could find a nice woman that’s not involved with anyone.

Guy1: Doesn't happen. No one has that kind of resilience. Do you know how often any decent girl has losers like us after her? Gimme a break. It's this constant stream of desperate morons. Women are beating bums like us off with sticks. Even if they're not interested, they eventually breakdown and say yes to one of us. It doesn’t even matter who. It’s all timing - getting to them just as their defenses have collapsed.

Guy2: It just seems wrong to home wreck.

Guy1: Relax. If he's only her "boyfriend" it can't be that serious. You know what I always say, "Boyfriend is just a word."

Guy2: Sure, just a word - like jealousy and blind murderous rage?