Ash Saturday

Well, it's really Ash Wednesday, but I'm just getting around to it now. I was persuaded to go to mass, thus endangering my 2 masses per year rule. Sorry Christmas, better luck in '06! The ash distributor says, "O man, that you are dust, and unto dust shall you return." It would have been cooler if she had a more "Godly" voice, like James Earl Jones. And then did the circle of life monologue from the Lion King.

At any rate, I gave up making fun of people . . . except on the blog. Sorry God, blog comes first. Just kidding, please don't smite me.