sleep deeply my bee friends, sleep . . . DEAD!
I just unloaded 3/4trs of a can of bee killer on a nest of bees I believe lives in a bush out in front of our house. I don't know what they did, but they constructed some sort of super-city well within our midst. But now, they are dead (if I am to believe the can from which the kill spray spewed).
This is not really blog-worthy, but that picture of the lady had to be freaking everyone out - especially all my potential new readers. I mean, I'm not sure that I'm ready for new readers. I already bear an awesome responsibility which I can hardly manage. But I don't want to alienate people outright. Ha - get it? Alienate, with an alien picture. Damn! You can't write that stuff.
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4 Comments:
where is this photo that you speak of?
11:32 PM
I like bees this story makes me sad. A bee keeper would have totally come out to your place and removed them for free.
12:49 AM
Dude, that picture of the lady was totally freaking me out...with how great your graphic arts skillz are.
Also, today I read a book with a character named Monica, and every time I saw her name, I accidentally inserted a "the" in front of it. So thanks for that.
1:45 AM
Soph - look below. If you dare!
Janny - I did not know that. Now I feel bad. Great. There are no winners here (but especially the bees). What about groundhogs? Is there a groundhog removal service? Probably not, but I bet there would be if groundhogs vomited gasoline.
Ky - I am glad that my abuse of the English language has infected your mind like a hilarious virus that makes you laugh unexpectedly and hinders your reading skillz. I am the ebola blog!
7:54 AM
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