finally important

Buckle your seatbelts. Keep your hands inside the blog (that sounds kind of preverted). I have business cards. Blows your mind, doesn't it.

They don't hand out business cards lightly around here, I'll have you know. Do you think I should have my title as "Resident Keyboard Monkey." Might want to rethink that for the next batch.

At any rate, I have a lot of business cards right now (I think the technical term is a "crapload.") And no one to network with. So, I will do the only logical thing and give them to people I know who already know how to get a hold of me. That is the way of the unimportant business card holder guy (that is me if you got lost in all that description).