car fidelity

I've been cheating on my parking lot. She's getting up there in years AND she's never really been close to my building. Plus, she's always been a little on the cheap side. At first I thought her distance and relative - let's say - "lack of sophistication, were good things. I was attracted to them. But over time these qualities have grown less endearing. The lot and I didn't grow any FURTHER apart, but she hsasn't gotten any closer either.

And so it was when I found my new lot. She's close, really close. She's a classy gal. She costs me three times as much as my old lot, but, did I mention she was really close? She lets me get nine extra minutes of sleep in the morning when I'm with her. That's a whole extra snooze cycle. You can't really put a price on that.