Let's hope he didn't use CFCs

Top 10 things Phil Spector's lawyer thought when he saw his client looking like this:

10. That's probably not going to help.
9. Is that Dana Carvey?
8. There goes the shy, regular-guy defense.
7. If I had a soul, it would weep for you my friend.
6. Oh, I thought he was saying the trial was going to be a big show.
5. I'm only billing him 4 hundred dollars an hour?
4. Dear god, it's the unholy hybrid of Gary Glitter and a french poodle.
3. She blinded me with science!
2. At least all Jackson did was wear pajamas.
1. CHA-CHING! Hey, weird hair.