About Time

Keanu Reeves has finally received the credit he's long deserved. Last week he was awarded his own star on the Hollywood walk of fame.

Keanu Reeves was finally rewarded for his fine acting career. Upon the honor, he little to say about it, "Whoah." When pressed he added, "It is most heinous that Bill S. Preston Esquire is not here to help me enjoy my fine achievement." The crowd was perplexed. Much more so when Reeves continually shouted, "I'm Ted Theodore Logan!" He added, "It is most excellent to be here today. Subsequently, I wish everyone would be excellent to each other. Also, Wyld Stallions is the most triumphant and super-band ever!" Despite Keanu's gibberish acceptance, the star will remain in his possession.

God bless you Keanu.