i will not show weakness by donning my performance fleece

Here in the office the air conditioner has 2 settings - off and arctic circle. In spite of the pleasant (yet by no means balmy) conditions outside, were are on arctic. I am at a bad spot, betwixt two vents of icy air.

Maybe I can warm myself by eating some honey wheat pretzel sticks. No, I cannot. Oh no. I left my performance fleece in the car . . . garbage can fire it is.