The new contractor's here! The new contractor's here!
Oh new contractor, what social foibles yee? Are you afflicted with the whooping cough? Do you clear your throat loudly? Do you spend entire afternoons in the bathroom, reading the day's news? Do you wear unusual, neo-70's style clothing? Do you smile gleefully at every passerby for no apparent reason? Will your odor make my eyes water? Will you speak incoherently, walkabout funnily or gesture wildly? Will you resemble a famous person - or better yet - a cartoon character? Oh the possibilities!
But, what if? What if - terror of terrors - you are perfectly normal? Will your lack of idiosyncracies betray a nickname? I would be crushed. Do not deny me this small joy, o you new contractor.
posted by roger at 3:51 PM
4 Comments:
Today I was a new contractor :-) Maybe they were disappointed because I'm perfectly normal...*coughs*
8:51 PM
Always funnier the second time around.
9:18 AM
You must be excited. I mean, you posted about it twice!
Speaking as an HR professional, I'd advise you to put these parameters in writing next time you look for a contractor.
10:10 AM
The new contractor shall be called Juggernaut for his broad shoulders and lack of a neck. And it was good. The second day.
5:00 PM
Post a Comment
<< Home