And you thought Roger was a cool name.

From the Economist.

"Mobutu Sese Seko, despot of Zaire, as he called Congo, gave himself a name to inspire little confidence in his marriage vows. In full, it meant 'the cock who goes from homestead to homestead leaving no hen uncovered'".

Similarly inspired, I call myself, Roger, "The Man Who Goes from bar to bar leaving no beer bottle unturned". I'm not sure what the Congolese is for that.