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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

the pros and cons of pros and cons

Pros
Pros:
* Really good at what they do.
* If they're golfers, they can wear knickers without fear of reprisal.
* If bowlers, they're also really good at drinking beer.

Cons:
* Always rubbing their skills in your face.
* Likely sacrificed valuable NCAA eligibility/scholarship to get where they are.
* It's probably all due to the performance-enhancing drugs.

Cons
Pros:
* Great subject material for movies (e.g. Paper Moon, The Sting, Oceans 12 - ok, not always a slam dunk here).
* You can make some cash if you get in with them on the ground floor. Send me 5 bucks and I'll explain how!
* Help you find creative ways for spending your entertainment dollars.

Cons:
* Send tons of spam messages about being trapped in Nigeria and needing money released from secret European bank accounts.
* Enough with the constant grifting already.
* Usually oddly dressed and sometimes greasy.

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Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Another pro about pros: They can get free tickets.

Another con about cons: After they go to jail we have to pay for their meals.

2:12 PM

 

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