Step away from the mood ring!

You can still go swing dancing. People are still doing it at the Spy Bar, despite the fact that the fad ended LONG ago. Granted they've been banished to the bar's basement and lights out at the footy-pajama-wearing time of 11, but people still go. They look relatively happy. That's good. But I can't help but be struck by the fact that it's time for them to find something new. How about moving on to another dance style? Chicken Dance night? Hokie Pokie night? How about Robot Dancing night? Break Dance Night - BYOC? Do you think one day there will be a Moshing Night somewhere? People with practice their "pass the guy" skills for hours and hours? They'll go to the bar in their regular shoes and then Mr. Rogers it into a pair of Doc Martens boots. If that does happen, they won't be playing Glenn Miller. Swing dancing has (again) run its course. Put the pet rock down and find another hobby, please.